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Barryva

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the First Rule of VTW...
« on: November 08, 2010, 01:53:03 AM »

I was in vent last night and an idea came to me. I was about to sign out and I said Something like "And remember the first rule of VTW: Talk about VTW"

Let's run with this. If we had a set of Rules for VTW like the film "Fight Club" had for the Fight Club and Project Mayhem, what would the rules be?

1. Talk about VTW (this is  just basic guerrilla advertising, if you like the podcasts tell a friend, make them a fan too)
2. TALK ABOUT VTW (DOO EEET!)
3.?

So we need some more rules for VTW, and I want to hear your ideas.

Here are the rules for Fight Club and Project Mayhem, copied from the Wikipedia page about the book (which is awesome and way better then the movie btw)

       1. You don't talk about fight club.
       2. You don't talk about fight club.
       3. When someone says stop, or goes limp, the fight is over.
       4. Only two guys to a fight.
       5. One fight at a time.
       6. They fight without shirts or shoes.
       7. The fights go on as long as they have to.
       8. If this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.

    Fight Club, pages 4850[14]

Later in the book, the mechanic tells the narrator two new rules of the fight club. The first new rule is that nobody is the center of the fight club except for the two men fighting. The second new rule is that the fight club will always be free.

       1. You don't ask questions.
       2. You don't ask questions.
       3. No excuses.
       4. No lies.
       5. You have to trust Tyler.

    Fight Club, pages 119, 122, 125[15]

Irony

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Re: the First Rule of VTW...
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2010, 08:06:37 AM »

3. You don't go limp until Docdead says "Stop." ?
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Re: the First Rule of VTW...
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2010, 08:08:07 AM »

3. You don't go limp until Docdead says "Stop." ?
/nausea
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Re: the First Rule of VTW...
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2010, 07:27:16 PM »

       6. They fight without shirts or shoes.

Shows shall be done wearing pants...not looking at certain people...

       7. The fights go on as long as they have to.

Shows go on as long as they have too, Yay 4 hours Emperors Court!

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Re: the First Rule of VTW...
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2010, 04:33:27 PM »

only one hot potato to a fight

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Re: the First Rule of VTW...
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2010, 05:31:03 PM »

Only one 14 year old per station :)
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Re: Re: the First Rule of VTW...
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2010, 09:05:54 PM »

Rule Number 3: There is no rule number three.
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Aeyup.

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Re: Re: the First Rule of VTW...
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2010, 02:16:18 AM »

Rule Number 3: There is no rule number three.

You didn't like mine?

/sadface
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Re: the First Rule of VTW...
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2010, 05:30:12 AM »

4. If it is broken, it is Gohex that doth broke it.
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Re: the First Rule of VTW...
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2010, 08:09:31 AM »

       8. If this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.

8. If this is your first time at VTW, you have to contribute (to a show).
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