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Acido

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I want 118% from all of you
« on: August 02, 2010, 12:48:24 PM »

got this from a friend after his boss sent it tohim :P


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12 +19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing
Will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7


= 118%



So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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Re: I want 118% from all of you
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2010, 08:02:58 PM »

Haha that's pretty good. Nice one.
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Re: I want 118% from all of you
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2010, 12:44:00 AM »

lol thank you for that :)
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Re: I want 118% from all of you
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2010, 09:11:34 PM »

Aw man.... i'm really liking that

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Re: I want 118% from all of you
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2010, 10:15:43 PM »

Incredibly awesome.