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Geek IO! Episode 4: “Lumpy Space Princess - Sit Down North Korea!”
Guest host: Beau Hindman of Massively.com

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Welcome to Geek IO episode 4, recorded January 30 , 2013!  I’m CJ Boat,  I’m Jarred Azevedo, I’m Rachel Boat, I’m Jared Budlong, and I’m Jonathan Slater.  Joining us this week:  Always FORCING us to play crappy free MMOs, then playing WoW all the time! HIS LIES CANNOT BE TAKEN ANY MORE! From Massively.com’s Rise & shiny column, Beau Hindenberg! erm... Hindman...

Geek out with the guest(s)

 Gadgets, Games & Gizmos (or what we are playing with):  {PLEASE NOTE: This is a DISCUSSION POINT, not just a “listen to everyone talk” part!}
CJ: Nothing new, listening to Train’s CD a LOT (Choo Choo!) - iPod’s back! - jailbreaking tomorrow, C++

Rachel:  Just Dance on Wii! Getting sick of Vanilla and Chocolate plain protein shakes … getting creative! Discovered that I’m not HORRIBLE at Math (still doesn’t mean I like it).  Science is making me twitch a bit (I don’t appreciate the periodic table of elements apparently).  Pulled out my FootLoose Broadway CD to day - talk about feeling nostalgic!  Making a diaper cake for my girlfriend’s baby shower! Oh and a new appreciation for Disney Jr!

Jarred A:  Configuring my Ubuntu server like a bawse...or a nerd.  Whatever.  Fluxx. Galaxy S3 system update!  What? No Jellybean?!

Jared B: Being Human (US), slacking

Slater: Dieting with MyFitnessPal (ios app), Bejeweled Blitz (ios app).
Beau: Nexus Tablet, Chromebook, plays games through the browser, Guild Wars 2, Some bathroom time (quite regularly). Drinks about 5 bottles of water a day (causes you to pee more?)


CJ: Star Wars News! (Director and 3D postponement!)

Jarred A: Netflix wants at least 5 new shows a year: ‘The goal is to become HBO faster than HBO can become us.’

Jared B: Unlocking Cell Phones Illegal (again) in the US.

Jared B: Fighter Jets to get Laser beams!

Jared B: Overprotective Dad? - Spycam

Jared B: MeCam - $49 personal paparrazi

Jared B: (Old News is my NEWs) Furby’s were a secret Gov’t Conspiracy!

OBS: The best fast food restaurants to get quality bacon meals  at might surprise you

*Intermission Time Sound, New Budlong Square Space Ad, Audible Ad, VTW STING, * Slater does a live ad-read and CJ does a quick live read too. (approx 10 mins)

· Rant and Review :  Iron Sky

From : David Banach

Julia Dietze – Renate Richter – Born Jan 9th 1981 in France. (wow 31?) She’s known mostly for filming in a lot of german tv series.
Christopher Kirby – James Washington – moved to Australia in 1999/2000 and is now a permanent resident there. (1990) Quantum leap as Herbert ‘Magic’ Williams in the episode The Leap Home Part 2. (1996) Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air as Mr. Clark on the episode I, Done: Part 1. (2003) Matrix Reloaded & Matrix Revolutions as Mauser (2005) Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge Of The Sith as Giddean Danu. [http://massassi.hobby-site.com/massassi/pictures/episode_3/img/senatorial_penthouse07.jpg] In Post Production for the 2010 film Frank & Jerry: On a drug addled whim in Australia, American film producer Jerry Goldman employs Frank, a homeless car windscreen washer, as his associate producer.
Gotz Otto – Klaus Adler – Studied acting at the school of performing arts in Munich. (1993) Schindler’s List as Plaszow SS Guard. (1997) Bond Film Tomorrow Never Dies as Stamper. (2004) Downfall as Otto Günsche. The film is mostly known on youtube as a meme. Notably the scene with hitler, having the subtitles re-done into funny sayings. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24yUUHYlJEI]
Udo Kier - Wolfgang Kortzfleisch - Udo Kier was born October 14, 1944 in Cologne, Germany, during World War II. His entrance was just as dramatic as some of his roles. On the evening of his birth Udo's mother requested extra time with her new baby. The nurses had gathered all of the other babies and returned them to the nursery when the hospital was bombed.
His most notable roles are: (1974) Andy Warhol’s Dracula as Count Dracula. (1994) Ace Ventura Pet Detective as Ron Camp. (1995) Johnny Mnemonic as Ralfi. (1998) Modern Vampires TV Movie as Vincent. (1998) Blade as Dragonetti. Currently filming Spiritismes which is a collection of 100 short films.
Peta Sergeant – Vivian Wagner – known for her role on the Beastmaster television series as Yamira.
Stephanie Paul – President Of The United States – Not only did she look like Sarah Palin, but she acted the part in Iron Sky. She just completed her role in the 2013 film Rapturepalooza: Two teens battle their way through a religious apocalypse on a mission to defeat the Antichrist. She plays the character Kimberly.
Tilo Pruckner – Doktor Richter – known for playing doctors in a lot of german television series and t.v. movies. He’s filming currently for the movie Ostwind as the character Herr Kaan. The trailer isn’t in English, but it appears that he’s the caretaker/owner of a troubled horse that the girl Ostwind tends to, and the girl and the horse bond. [http://www.videodetective.com/movies/ostwind/326959]
CJ’s Notes:
-I don't think guns work like that with limited gravity...
- Psuedo Palin with uber-Skype
-British German Nazi?
-Was that the Old Spice guy?
-First facepalm: 5 minutes "You're a knockout, BANG!
-Space makes you NUDE!
               -Hotsy Totsy Nazi!
               -Moontime for Hitler!
-Nazi technobabble!
-ZE TELEPHONE COMPUTERZ! ZEY CAN MAKE US FLY! We shall fly to ze Earth and get more!
-Worst Nazi makeover EVER...
-MOTHA EFF I'M WHITE!A mother effing snowflake!
-We are the doctors! (Who?)
- Sudo-Palin with Nazitalk!
- Moon-title does NOT work.
-That UFO sounds like a old VW with a broken muffler...
-Poor North Korea...
-Wait, your backup is Australia, UK, and CANADA!?
- Moon Nazis use thermite in their space Hindenburgs!
- Sure, because ya know, the moon ONLY has Nazis on it, let's nuke our tide creator!
- How the fuck can they build that but not know about smart phones?
- Worst smoke effect ever!
-Most power electrical surge ever!
- My sister in law saves the earth!
-I have a repo moment at the end with the fight scene for some reason...
-(Rachel) Floppy Knife FTW
-(Rachel) I want her boots!
-(Rachel) I want to know how he is still standing!
-(Rachel) That gives new meaning to "boot to the head"
-(Rachel) That giant ship just crumbled like a stale cookie!

Slater’s Crazy Notes:
In space Nazis can move quicker than you can.
Sarah Palin is president.
Skype is still used in the future and has full body holographic video chat, and doesn’t derp out. How is that possible? Did microsoft sell it to someone else?
The vacuum of space is really weak. Weaker than the movie Aliens.
Nazis have been isolated so long they have no concept of advancing technology.
Downfall Parody Scene (hitler parody)
Nazis created the USB?
The Cell-phone boot-up looks like it has an Arc Reactor Logo. (Iron Man?)
About 10 guys with guns, and yet they can’t shoot the window of a VW van?
Woman falls for nazi, nazi betrays her.  But Nazi falls for the “one final blow job” trick …
UFOs are noisy as hell.
USS George W. Bush space ship? Bridge looks like Enterprise (Star Trek Connection)
“The fleet will be in range within 20 minutes” (Star Wars connection?)
Stiletto heel to the forehead. Best death I’ve ever seen by a woman. (not like a man could do something that awesome!)
Helium-3 energy is enough to power the united states for the next 1000 years. So forget cold fusion, we’ll run on helium then?
Hey a movie where the black guy doesn’t die – and gets the girl in the end.

Jared B:
A Negro... IN SPACE!
Sarah Palin made president
How has no one seen them for 70 years.
Genetic match = best Nazi pick up line ever!(hell yes!)
Geek Humor - Universal Systematic Binding
Dead battery Lolz
Real live Nazi's. :-)
Designer chic looks like Rufio! (and a peacock?!)
USS 'MERICA! (Phallus reference from 3rd Eagle I’m sure)   
WWF breaks out at the UN
How to reach us / Guest(s): 
about.me/dragoskai - CJ
about.me/jaztech - JARRED
about.me/geminii - RACHEL
about.me/jared.budlong - JARED B.
about.me/jonfromseattle- SLATER
beauhindman.com @beau_hindman - Beau

Next Guest: Ghomus (Go-Muss) from the AIE Podcast
Next R&R: Video Game movie month! Send us your ideas! (Slater’s suggestion: The FP - streaming on netflix. DDR Parody)
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